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Tuesday, March 18th, 2008
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i could of put down
two hundred words
a moment ago.
girl trouble.
school trouble.
trouble trouble.
less than 4 hours until I have the ability
to hand my ass off
to a professor
to have it kicked
possibly punted
awake: 3 days
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and you're uncle was a crooked french canadian.
this is all so much harder
than i thought.
infidelity castro
impeding in my mind.
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i want to eat you alive.
cannibalism isn't that bad
when you've got little to explain
they're so desolate, these days are.
Polaroids
and high grain lith film
fill my days
sometimes.
I bought two bicycles
recently.
I wish I didn't want to go to college.
Oh well........
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Wednesday, January 17th, 2007
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Skin staplers are onsale at eSutures.com
Fuck Yeah.
Not too much to report on.
Other than the before mentioned.
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Saturday, December 30th, 2006
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PlaisProtegeMoi (8:52:09 PM): I don't understand Women
ghilifish (8:53:37 PM): me either
ghilifish (8:53:41 PM): vaginas make them crazy
ghilifish (8:53:49 PM): sorry, but i was just leaving to go work on a paper
ghilifish (8:54:01 PM): have fun with them vagina owners
PlaisProtegeMoi (8:54:11 PM): You're a cock
PlaisProtegeMoi (8:54:18 PM): I'm more important than a paper dude
ghilifish (8:54:38 PM): paper for 40% of my grade?
PlaisProtegeMoi (8:54:46 PM): Yeah
PlaisProtegeMoi (8:54:49 PM): More important
PlaisProtegeMoi (8:54:51 PM): I'm dying josh
ghilifish (8:54:53 PM): allowing or denying me access to IUB
ghilifish (8:54:55 PM): really?
PlaisProtegeMoi (8:54:56 PM): This is the last time you can talk to me
ghilifish (8:54:59 PM): what from?
PlaisProtegeMoi (8:55:02 PM): Me or Paper you decide
PlaisProtegeMoi (8:55:04 PM): The Big C
PlaisProtegeMoi (8:55:11 PM): I'll be dead by morning
ghilifish (8:55:26 PM): chlamydia?
PlaisProtegeMoi (8:55:31 PM): cancer
ghilifish (8:55:34 PM): oh
PlaisProtegeMoi (8:55:37 PM): Yeah
PlaisProtegeMoi (8:55:47 PM): I have a tumor the size of Liza Manelly's Ass
ghilifish (8:55:54 PM): fuck man...
ghilifish (8:56:07 PM): nasty growth
PlaisProtegeMoi (8:56:18 PM): But I'll let you do your paper while I sit here and die of Liza Manelly's Cancerous Tumor
ghilifish (8:56:23 PM): alright
ghilifish (8:56:24 PM): later on
PlaisProtegeMoi (8:56:28 PM): later
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Saturday, December 23rd, 2006
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LenaBeamish87: it was innuendo.
LenaBeamish87: but I was having trouble phrasing it.
ghilifish: i see
LenaBeamish87: however, it was fictional innuendo, because I really doubt my vagina could do anything fancy.
LenaBeamish87: Apart from the usual, obviously.
ghilifish: for some reason
ghilifish: i dont know why
ghilifish: but
ghilifish: that scares me
LenaBeamish87: hahahahahahahahaha
LenaBeamish87: Please don't be afraid of it. It's relatively harmless.
ghilifish: haha
ghilifish: ...
LenaBeamish87: Well, this isn't awkward at all.
ghilifish: nope
ghilifish: of course not
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ghilifish: it's not happiness
ghilifish: it's plastic
ghilifish: insincere
ghilifish: xmas music
rocknrller88: lol!
rocknrller88: But catchy
ghilifish: so is AIDS
ghilifish: catchy that shit everywhere
rocknrller88: hahaha
rocknrller88: What a comparison
rocknrller88: Skeleton is to apple as christmas music is to _____?
rocknrller88: AIDS, obviously
ghilifish: obviously!
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When I can.
And I will.
This happens.
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Wednesday, March 29th, 2006
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Monday, February 27th, 2006
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Thursday, February 16th, 2006
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I can't wait until this wind picks up and blows over my house.
I came home, not going back to FC. I've been sick all day, and this morning i was coughing up blood for some reason. I just sort of want to hibernate right now, crawl up in a warm dark cave and sleep.
Sara and I fought last night for a while. Being the kind of person who is quiet in a fight and doesn't like to lash out because I feel ugly when I fight, i just took it all. I sort of feel crumbled and scattered.
I don't know.
I feel like my worst at it's finest.
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Thursday, February 9th, 2006
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Recall of weekly music intake
-Arab on Radar
-Melvins
-Throbbing Gristle
-Lighting Bolt
-Animal Collective
-Casiotone for the Painfully Alone
-Will Oldham
-Tom Waits
-Gravy Train! ! !
Well. Hmm. Curveballs break my balls, life is short, why do i want to die?
Dali Llama knows something I don't?
blasphemy.
But maybe so.
Josh is going to start doing noise again, or curl up like the magical rolli-polli bug that he is and turn into spoiled pixi dust and die.
Fuck the internet.
(edited because i couldnt spell gravy)
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Wednesday, December 28th, 2005
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Friday, December 16th, 2005
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Last night i saw a fox crossing the highway. I havn't seen a fox in real life since i was seven at my mamaws on grantline road before they built all that is now there. There used to be woods there, lots of woods, and wildlife was great.
That made me happy last night, it looked healthy. I know that they're almost extinct around here because of all of the construction and farmers killing them off. I don't know, it really makes me sad because it seems to be one of the only animals left that no one cares about dying. Atleast in general.
I'm going to go to work tonight and smoke, lots, because i don't give a rats-halved-ass anymore about that place. They say they need to cut everyones hours, and end up only cutting mine and a couple of others, which is major bullshit because the peoples hours they didnt cut work at the same time as i do, so it wasn't that they needed them more, they just fucked me.
My life is oppressive. I am lazy.
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Thursday, December 8th, 2005
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 Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last month I pushed ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) incomple in the mud (-17 points). Last Friday I donated bone marrow to bminor in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In August I put money in themorosesaint's expired parking meter (14 points). Last Sunday I punched youngsnatch in the arm (-10 points). In May I farted in an elevator (-6 points).
Overall, I've been nice (281 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon!
Sincerely,
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Wednesday, December 7th, 2005
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Saturday, December 3rd, 2005
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mumble mumble
im an ostrich at heart.
i am sick, there is something terribly wrong with my stomach and instestine, as that it all hurts intensly like i cannot describe. It feels like an internal full body hernia. Lovely.
Im so damned lazy.
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Wednesday, November 30th, 2005
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I am as tired as michael jackson jokes.
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Tuesday, November 29th, 2005
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I got my SAT's back, not too bad i guess. I dont really know. They said i did really well, but i wanted to do alot better, oh well.
Today i came home yet again from school. This time with a massive migraine. For the past two days i have had these massive bowling balls behind my eyes. Then, from the bowling balls, metallic thistle with barbs the size of whales, sprout out from various parts of my brain.
its lovely.
My car broke down three times in the past two days. But its ok.
I have $5 to my name, and only 12hours im working this week, which means i am fucked. Hard. In the Ass. Like wildfire. Im going to start robbing banks, and making runs to mexico to smuggle in heroin if my finances dont start getting better. I really need to move the fuck out of this house ASAP.
Turns out my harddrive got fried by that oh-so-lovely Trojan that Sony was burning onto their cd's to try and stop piraters. Love.
So i guess yesterday my dad called me. I might have found a job $14/hr. I'll have to see how that works out though.
This is the autumn->winter transision(sp?), we'll just have to wait and see how i hold out. I'll probably up my melatonin, 5-htp, and vitamin C to try and prevent a full out state of depression or psychosis.
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Sunday, November 27th, 2005
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My car makes me want death.
Or valium. Lots of valium. Ive never taken valium, and i dont really ever want to, not interesting to me, but my car makes me want to need it.
In other news.
I saw Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas at baxter ave theaters last night. It was fun other than my ride ditching me and others due to them being idiots. Oh well. Other stuff occured, I got home around 5:30Am, woke up at 8am, and now i am here, on mini-thins and orange juice. typing this.
i love my car, don't get me wrong, but sometimes, i just don't know. Maybe i should let it go, and if it really loves me, it will come back?
hahahaha
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